My weakness is wearing too much leopard print. Novelist Jackie Collins
Well behaved women rarely make history. Laurel Thatcher Ulrich.
I am the kind of woman I would run away from. Nancy Astor (first female member of Bristish Parliament)
I believe in trying everything once--except country dancing and incest. Actress Hermione Gringold
You're not too smart are you? I like that in a man. Actress Kathleen Turner in Body Heat
I found my inner bitch and ran with her. Rocker Courtney Love
I'm not a woman. I'm a force of nature. Rocker Courtney Love
My weight is always perfect for my height--which varies. Cartoonist Nicole Hollander
The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize. Actress Olympia Dukakis in Steel Magnolias
I think there is one smashing rule--never face the facts.
Actress Ruth Gordon
It's better to look good than it is to feel good....you look mahvelous. Billy Crystal
If I ever did manage to find a law to live by, I would break it.
Exene Cervenka, rocker
It is quite gratifying to feel guilty if you haven't done anything wrong. Hannah Arendt, morals maven
You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. Writer Jessica Mitford
People used to throw rocks at me because of my clothes. Now they wanna know where I buy them. Cyndi Lauper
If you're short-legged, very short skirts won't make you look long-legged, just cold. humorist Peg Bracken
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. Gilda Radner
It is impolite to have sex anywhere that is visible to other people who aren't having sex. writer Jenny Eclair
Terror is the word for facing a day with only eight hundred calories--black, ugly terror. Helen Gurley Brown
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Mae West
The secret of living is to find people who will pay you money to do what you would pay to do if you had the money. opera conductor Sarah Caldwell
We are the women men warned us about. Robin Morgan Sisterhood is Powerful
In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
Coco Chanel
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. Pulitzer Prize Winner Maureen Dowd
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. Katharine Hepburn
Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozey, and don't be afraid to hit the ball. Billie Jean King
If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much room. spiritual seeker Jayne Howard
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine Aird
May all your indiscretions be discrete, and barring that, may they be lucratively exploited.
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. quipster Jennifer Yane
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. Madonna Ciccone
To dance confident in fringe panties when you're five-four with cellulite is a great thing. Drew Barrymore
If you can't be kind, at least be vague. Judith Martin (manners mamma)
People who know how to employ themselves, always find leisure moments, while those who do nothing are forever in a hurry. Marie-Jeanne Roland (salon hostess)
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Mae West
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. Rita Mae Brown
I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. Matt Groening, The Simpsons
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. Fran Lebowitz
All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring
It's a dangerous business going out your front door. J. R. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring
Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx
Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. Margaret Cho
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. Bob Dylan
The trick is not how much pain you feel--but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses. Erica Jong
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it. W.C. Fields
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. George Carlin
All you need in life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. Mark Twain
Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. H.L. Mencken
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of a conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. Mona Crane
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. Salvador Dali
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. Rita Mae Brown
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss
All women's dresses, in every age and country, are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the un-admitted desire to undress. writer Lyn Yutang
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti. Sophia Loren
What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine. Susan Sontag
You come to doing what you do by not being able to do something. Grace Paley, author
I have a simple philosophy: fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind. Jerry Hall, model and Mick's ex
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. Cher
I'm not one of those little things. I have a butt and boobs. It's great. I sometimes tell people I weigh ten pounds more than I actually do. rocker Courtney Love
To love what you do and feel that it matters--how could anything be more fun. Katherine Graham, publisher Washington Post