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DO YOU USE DIRTY GIRL GAITERS?:   Indeed I do.  That smooth, velvety lycra is pure butter against my skin, and keeps the prickles, nasty rocks and other owie-causing foreign bodies (furrin?  must be gawdum terrorists!) out of my shoes.  I don't know how I ran without them before, and my performance and endurance have improved exponentially since I started using them.  They are not only functional, but fashionable, looking good on the trail as well as with evening formal wear.  After all,   isn't it a terrible faux-pas when you're at some gala opening, and you drop a canape and it ends up inside your shoe (or, say, dropping jelly-bellies at an aid station?)?  Dirty-girl gaiters have saved me from being ostracized by my petty social peer groups more than once!  I also wear Dirty-girls safe in the knowledge that they are made by the finest American craftswoman, and not by some Third World maquiladora.  After all, how much spare time do they have after working 22 hours a day making plastic crap for Wal-Mart?  And what other company CEO would be out there mixing it up with her target market, while not wearing any panties?  Quality, support for local economies, gratuitous beaver shots, and consumer value: let's face it--Dirty Girl Gaiters are good for Ultrarunners, and good for America.   ~ Bruce Grant, Canada

Got my Cool Cat gaiters last week and I was so excited I wore them to bed.  This elicited an unexpected and very enthusiastic response from my husband.  Thanks Chrissy for rejuvenating our marriage!  Now I want to get him properly shod.  Your, friend in gaiters, Marie

Dirty Girl Xy Weiss (12:09) was present in her full body suit, covered toe to toe in thick understated fabric.  Ok, just seeing if you were paying attention.  With Xy around I feel like I'm geing chased by Barbarella gone wild.  Her outfits are such a start contrast with the natural surroundings that I can't decide if I'm in an ultra or at an outdoor Go-Go bar.  Absolutely the nicest person you'll ever meet, this tenacious H-2 driving deputy district attorney has finished more ultras than I can tabulate in Excel.  Personally low on sodium, at mile 43, Xy kindly offered to let me lick the salt off her body.  Had I not just recently lubed my crotch with Vaseline, I would've taken her up on the offer but was still trying to calm myself down after the self-inflicted goose; maybe this routine will be an aid station table dance next year. Charlie Nickell     The Run Down. Net

Dear Chrissy, I just want to thank you for your great gaiters.  I am not a trail or marathon runner, I am a hiker now.  A year ago I had gastric bypass surgery and have now lost over 165 lbs.  Most of my hikes are through open desert, rocky trails and deep sandy washes.  My Dirty Girls do an excellent job keeping even the finest sand out of my shoes, even when I crashed and burned on a hill in the the photo.   After crashing I had to sort of backwards ski back down the hill in sand that was over my ankes.  NONE of it got in my shoes. My gaiters arrived within 3 days of ordering and are holding up to almost daily use.  I will buy more of them in the future.  I'm often asked, "yo dude, what are them funky things around your ankles?"  When they ask, I usualy start raving like a lunatic about my Dirty Girl Gaiters.  When my darling wife first saw them her comment was, "oh look, my macho husband is wearing ankle panties."  The name has stuck, at least in our house. So thank you for a great product and great service.  If you are ever in the 29 Palms or Joshua Tree National Park area, you have an industrial sized hug coming and I would be honored to go hiking with you.  We have some killer trails around here. peace my friends, Greg Mendoza

Dear Chrissy, My daughter got the mail and brought me the package.  She wanted to know what I was doing buying stuff from a company called Dirty Girl.  She didn't get it at all when I excitedly opened the package to show them to her. Tried out the gaiters for the first time this morning.  They are awesome.  I am new to the trail, so it was a short walk (6.5 miles).  Thought you might want to see how dirty I was. Thanks, Maryann Texas

Dear Dirty Girl, I had the unexpected pleasure of introducing your product to my supervisors today.  I purchased two pairs of Dirty Girls from your website over my lunch hour yesterday.  This morning, I received a call from Human Resources regarding this visit to your website.   I eagerly showed them your wonderfully non-pornographic yet very dirty product.  Yeah, we all had a good laugh.

Hi Chrissy, A few years ago I was in Flagstaff, climbing the mountain, swimming at the U and thinking what else was needed for the Colorado experience.  Gaiters!  So I went into the local and "oldest outfitter" in town, asking the lady in the shoe and boot department for "some Dirty Girls." "I beg your pardon?" "I need some gaiters, ya know, the sleeve that keeps the rocks and sand out of your running shoes.  I prefer "Dirty Girls."  Do you stock them or know where I can find "Dirty Girls"? "Find what?!" "Dirty Girls" "I want you to leave my store!  NOW!  We don't tolerate talk like that her.  Now, get out!" I went back up Mt. Humphreys to contemplate the higher elevations of life.  I used to understand women, when I was young, of course. Love, Ernest Stolen

Hi Xy, I am XYtremely fond of your gaiters, just wanted to tell you that.  They are XYtra convenient and very unique--not only in the US. I XOXOXylove them, I just had to XYtend my collection.  Beside, I feel committed to support your beneficiary work, since one of these days you will see me at WS100 (2011 or 2013, I plan--now don't laugh!!!). keep on running and love from the Southern part of Germany! Katrin PS  This year I'll take your gaiters up and down Zermatt/Matterhorn, Switzerland and Jungfrau, Switzerland, next year they'll see the Gore Tex Trans Alpine (in Europe) Run.